{"id":959,"date":"2010-02-15T16:59:50","date_gmt":"2010-02-15T14:59:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/skyisnotthelimit.eu\/index.php\/2010\/02\/15\/gdy-mieszkasz-na-bliskim-wschodzie-zbyt-dlugo-8230\/"},"modified":"2010-02-15T16:59:50","modified_gmt":"2010-02-15T14:59:50","slug":"gdy-mieszkasz-na-bliskim-wschodzie-zbyt-dlugo-8230","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/skyisnotthelimit.eu\/index.php\/2010\/02\/15\/gdy-mieszkasz-na-bliskim-wschodzie-zbyt-dlugo-8230\/","title":{"rendered":"Gdy mieszkasz na Bliskim Wschodzie zbyt d\u0142ugo &amp;#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Nie jeste\u015b zaskoczony gdy zobaczysz koz\u0119 na fotelu pasa\u017cera w samochodzie obok<\/li>\n<li>Uwa\u017casz, \u017ce nieocenzurowana wersja <em>Domku na prerii<\/em> jest prowokacyjna<\/li>\n<li>Oczekujesz dopisku <em>inszalla<\/em> na zakupionym w\u0142a\u015bnie bilecie lotniczym<\/li>\n<li>Jesz obiad nie wcze\u015bniej ni\u017c o 22.30<\/li>\n<li>Ubierasz sweter gdy temperatura na dworze spada poni\u017cej 25  stopni Celsjusza<\/li>\n<li>Wymarzone wakacje sp\u0119dzasz w kraju, w kt\u00f3rym mo\u017cna je\u015b\u0107 wieprzowin\u0119<\/li>\n<li>Prace domowe ograniczasz do wr\u0119czenia s\u0142u\u017c\u0105cej listy rzeczy do zrobienia<\/li>\n<li>Jeste\u015b przekonany, \u017ce znaki o ograniczeniu pr\u0119dko\u015bci nale\u017cy traktowa\u0107 jedynie jako porady<\/li>\n<li>Nie przeszkadza ci, gdy traktory je\u017cd\u017c\u0105 po autostradzie z pr\u0119dko\u015bci\u0105 40  km\/h<\/li>\n<li>Dobrze wiesz, kiedy znajdujesz si\u0119 w zasi\u0119gu ira\u0144skich rakiet wojskowych, a kiedy nie<\/li>\n<li>Zdajesz sobie spraw\u0119 z gro\u017c\u0105cej ci kary wi\u0119zienia za spowodowanie wypadku, w kt\u00f3rym rodzony Arab uderzy w ty\u0142 twojego samochodu po tym, jak zatrzyma\u0142e\u015b si\u0119 na znaku <em>STOP<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Jeste\u015b przekonany, \u017ce im bli\u017cej \u015brodka skrzy\u017cowania b\u0119dziesz si\u0119 przesuwa\u0142 krok po kroku, tym szybciej \u015bwiat\u0142o zmieni si\u0119 na zielone<\/li>\n<li>Rozkopanie tego samego kawa\u0142ka ulicy trzy razy w ci\u0105gu kilku tygodni przez r\u00f3\u017cne ekipy uwa\u017casz za ca\u0142kowicie normalne<\/li>\n<li>Nanosekund\u0119 definiujesz jako czas pomi\u0119dzy zapaleniem si\u0119 zielonego \u015bwiat\u0142a a us\u0142yszeniem klaksonu za twoimi plecami<\/li>\n<li>Skr\u0119canie z prawego pasa w lewo nie wymaga u ciebie d\u0142u\u017cszego zastanawiania<\/li>\n<li>Przyzwyczai\u0142e\u015b si\u0119 do odkr\u0119cania kranu z zimn\u0105 wod\u0105 w celu u\u017cycia wody gor\u0105cej<\/li>\n<li>Tw\u00f3j s\u0105siad ma dwa Ferrari i Hummera, co wcale nie czyni ci\u0119 wyj\u0105tkowym<\/li>\n<li>Pude\u0142ko jednorazowych chusteczek s\u0105 elementem zestawu sto\u0142owego, tak jak krzes\u0142a<\/li>\n<li>Wierzysz, \u017ce woda w naturze wyst\u0119puje jedynie w postaci butelkowanej<\/li>\n<li>Zdarza ci si\u0119 prosi\u0107 o &#8222;bebsi \u0142iz sno\u0142&#8221; [Pepsi with snow]<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Niekt\u00f3re z powy\u017cszych wniosk\u00f3w s\u0105 oczywi\u015bcie przesadzone. 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Je\u015bli wszed\u0142e\u015b mi\u0119dzy wrony, musisz kraka\u0107 jak i one!<\/p>\n<p>[t\u0142umaczenie autora, za wersj\u0105 angielsk\u0105]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Nie jeste\u015b &#8230;<br \/>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[20,11,22,13],"class_list":["post-959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-qatar-way","tag-absurd","tag-arabia","tag-bliski-wschod","tag-katar"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Gdy mieszkasz na Bliskim Wschodzie zbyt d\u0142ugo &#8230; - Sky Is Not The Limit<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/skyisnotthelimit.eu\/index.php\/2010\/02\/15\/gdy-mieszkasz-na-bliskim-wschodzie-zbyt-dlugo-8230\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pl_PL\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Gdy mieszkasz na Bliskim Wschodzie zbyt d\u0142ugo &#8230; 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